Man who claims to be “neurospicy” is just an annoying prick it has emerged.
“My girlfriend Julie wanted me to watch Dune,” 31-year-old Sean Matterson told The Medical Republic.
“But for the life of me I couldn’t sit still.
“When she complained about having to explain the difference between the Shai-Halud and the Kwisatz Haderach for the tenth time I had to remind her in the strongest terms that it was my neurospiciness that was causing my inability to concentrate on a film and not just me being a total immature arsehole.”
Julie told TMR: “Honestly if I’d put Fast and Furious 7 on, I guarantee he would’ve stopped twitching his stupid f***ing legs and put his phone away.”
Neurodivergence expert Professor Candid said “the term neurospicy is a playful, community created slang term for neurodivergence”.
“It describes individuals whose brains process the world differently than the neurotypical majority,” Professor Candid told TMR.
“The problem is that it’s been hijacked by people like Sean.”
“In fact, if the term neurospicy has achieved anything it has cloaked being a really annoying twat behind more creative language”
Sean refused to comment. He was too busy looking at his phone.
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